Category: culture

Christmas Miracle

The first of the 12 day celebration is starting out with a slow roll.  The lukewarm weather is the only gift wrapped present that we need today.  Cherishing the unique faces of friends and family and watching the developing personalities of babies is all the cheer needed to garnish this holiday.  I am following the example set up by that famous prophet that was born today, breaking bread and drinking wine with my closet companion, talking about hopes, dreams, harmonizing the positive notes for the new year’s composition.

Tableside Effigy

I want to burn away the passing of the year with tableside fire.  Whatever will be served for dessert, it will be covered in flames.  I want this elemental act to physically change the dessert, to morph it into something different.  The symbolism of the effigy cleanse is translated into a better version of what was originally presented.  The dish can still subsist without the flame, just as we can subsist the way we are now, but we want to reach for something better, an updated version of ourselves.  In order to promote a better inner version, outside forces must be considered.  You influence the world and soak up what the effects have to offer.

The beginnings of the concept: fire sugar cubes over magic shell with something that will melt on the inside. I am thinking about chocolate ganache or caramel.  Cake underneath to catch the oozing filling inside the magic shell.   This dish is also preview for El Che, the new restaurant, where I really want to focus on elemental impacts in dishes.  Since the restaurant will focus largely on fire, this will be the showpiece.

Light a booze soaked marshmallow? Sugar in the raw cube?

Cherries jubilee- cherries soaked in brandy, lite that shit up.  Could be underneath like a glowing fire.

Bananas foster, think about that and rum.  The caramelized bananas are soaking in rum.

I like the idea of having a strong caramel presence to highlight the effects of high heat.  There must be chocolate, because how can you celebrate without this magical ingredient?

Accurate Info

The lazy researcher.  We are spoiled by the ease of the internet, that we expect to find the answer to anything and everything at the touch of our fingertips.  Ok so maybe you don’t need to go into the great stacks of the university library to find the answer to your question, but you have to admit that Yahoo answers and Wikipedia is limiting.  We need to keep pressing the internet which is a great organizer of ideas, a great collector of thoughts, an easy going host, by adding professional opinions, educated theories, revolutionary ideas.  Don’t get lazy, keeping making the oracle amazing.  It’s not just for entertainment, it can be a superhuman tool, but we all need to our party to make it great.  It is what you put into it.

The Real New Year’s Eve

Happy New everyone, today is the day that begins a new rotation of the sun around this great green and blue earth, a day that marks the first day where the sun starts to keep its shiny gaze upon us a wee longer each day.  The longest night is officially in the past, and although there is long winter ahead, the silver lining is that there will be more bright lights ahead, more golden rays that saturate the grey eyes, more invisible rainbow rays that penetrate into our monotone lives, spreading a warmth that is stronger than the hottest space heater, a warmth that embraces you tighter then that of a lost lover, a  warmth that causes the skin to glow like browning of bread in the oven.

Winter’s Surprise

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This unassuming orange has a big surprise waiting behind each ordinary skin.  Every blood orange is different, each one unique with its tiger stripe pattern of ruby red, marmalade orange, sunset pink.  The outside glance will give you no hints about the surprise awaiting inside.  The package is wrapped like an everyday clementine, like a ordinary navel, maybe slightly blushing on the outside, but the jeweled inside is always different, always exciting, always new.

The Homeless Hum

The silent mumble of the homeless is melodically lost in the jingle of Salvation Army’s charming bell.  If anyone is listening they would hear profanity that would make the devil blush crimson, they would hear lewd thoughts that are the epicenter of human destruction.  They would hear depravity of the darkest corners of the imaginative mind.  The mumble, you can hear it if you are so inclined to listen, you can hear it if you wink you tired ears open.  The soft shuffle and the monotone hum of the ignored man yields sharp verbs and colorful adjectives.  Sometimes there are sporadic shouts, but those are easy to forget like spilled milk.  The thing is that nobody is listening.  Everyone is plugged into the wonders of the portable phone, the jingle of endless distraction, the curiosity of Facebook, the promise of missing mindless updates.  Everyone is willfully blocking out the jargon of the addled mind, ignoring the mumble of the invisible person.

The Ironic Feminist

A feminist cook. That sounds ironic.  Like one means woman wear pants and have a political career and the other means raising kids stuck under the rule of thumb.

But really, I am a modern day feminist cook.  Think about it coming full circle, the quintessential role of the woman who throughout the course of capitalism found herself to be surrounded by men in a testosterone centric system.  Kinda funny, huh.  I live off irony.

The feminist ideals are about the advocacy of women’s right on the grounds political, social, and economic equality with men.  How did this happen, I often wonder, how did the tables get turned on us is our arena?  Most people outside of the culinary world are unaware of how tipped the scales are, how male the kitchen life has become, how egotistical and competitous  this stage has become.  We have morphed into something so far from where we started.

The feminist movement stands for a lot of ideals, but it boils down to one concept: respect.  We want equal respect in what we do, in what we add to the team, in the skills we bring.  Not everyone is great at everything, that is why it takes a team to paint the full picture.  The ultimate goal the feminism is not to only promote the rights and the respect for women, it is to promote respect for what the individual can add to the soup.  America, the greatest melting pot the world has ever known, should embrace this flavor fully.

Our Superhero of the Night

The cyclops moon does not blink in the foggy night.  Its soft bright beacon of watch does not falter in the dense air, it does not diminish with the rush of the city, it does not flash with the focus of a new trend.  Steady and stern the giant eye in sky keeps peaceful watch over the tenacity of the ants below, we mutually dance in energetic excitement of the Mr. Moon and his charismatic gaze.

Dear Diary, A Teenage Inspired Adult Entry

I need a lot of wine to function, I need a many a taco to operate.

I need a hot passion and a cool demeanor to balance my feung shui soul.

I need your heavy hug and I need your soft skin to calm my stormy weather.

Do porcupines cuddle? Is softness just an abstract?  They say that you like the way a person smells when you like them personally. Do you like the way someone feels when you like them?

I want to be excited but I am afraid.  Afraid of failure, afraid of waking up early, afraid of making ugly art, afraid of being bland, afraid of being too bold.  I am afraid of making spelling mistakes, I am afraid that my outfit is too eccentric, I am afraid that I have nothing to say. I am afraid of running out of ideas, I am afraid that my concepts are crumbling.  I am afraid of not prioritizing properly, I am afraid of butterfingers.

I want to feel excited and pumped and so sure that I am making a winner.  Something super cool.  Something that people will get excited about.  Something sweet, but not too sweet that you miss the subtly involved in creating superb experience.

Today I tremble.  Tomorrow I hope to be bravely bold and smoothly savvy.